HUMOR

How many ways can you say hot cocoa?

I never had an accent until I arrived in the U.S. I got on a plane, and several flights later, BAM! I had an accent.

I grew up in another country and spoke much like everyone else around me. We sounded similar to each other. Then I moved to the States, and suddenly I sounded different from everyone else.

Although I grew up overseas, English was my native tongue. We spoke English at home and had English classes every year in school. Most of our classes and textbooks were in English, not just our English classes.

I read American books…


HOW-TO-TORIAL

Captivating captions captured conveniently

Attribution Confusion

“Add attribution to your image”

Have you ever gotten a note like that from an editor?

When you insert an image into your story using the built-in image search tool magnifying glass, the attribution is automatically added for you. But if you upload your image into your story using the camera tool, you have to add the attribution yourself.


HUMOR

Kitty Jump Ball

Birds like our house. Not pet birds, but wild birds. Though it’s a mystery to me as to why — don’t they know danger lurks indoors?

And yet birds have gotten into our house three times in the past several weeks. Three different birds, three different times. These bird-brains are going through an awful lot of trouble to get into our house where trouble awaits them — in the form of our three cats.

Kitty Jump Ball

When a bird gets into the house, meow madness ensues. I hear objects shoved around and thud on the floor as the cats clamber up onto…


HUMOR | THIS HAPPENED TO ME

Pandemic-style

I recently had a sleep study, and everyone I talked to about it had an unhappy story to tell. It was usually along the lines of: they put a bunch of wires on your head and you don’t get any sleep. The stories were dramatic and sometimes traumatic.

But my experience was different; it was spa-like and therapeutic!

Yes, it was uncomfortable in some ways.

  • I had electrode stickers all over my head and face, some on my chest, and some on my legs. Wires came out of these stickers and plugged into what looked like an electronics project.
  • While…


Memories of a friendly, good-natured cat

Mr. Winks in the cat tree.
Mr. Winks in the cat tree.

The first I saw of Mr. Winks was his picture on a dating site.

No, it was not his profile! He was in a picture posted on his human’s profile. I noticed him because he looked like my eldest cat, a gray and white Tuxedo with white paws.

I had three cats of my own when I met Mr. Winks and his human. He was only a couple or so years old. (Mr. Winks, not his human.) A few years later, I married Mr. Winks' human.

When we merged our fur-families, it was the kitty equivalent of the Brady Bunch…


NEWSLETTER

In the Eye of the Storm

With vaccinations on the rise, many parts of the world are eagerly emerging from lockdown. Offices are opening back up and many schools are on track for reopening in person in a couple of months.

It would seem the pandemic storm is calming down. Yet, with the delta variant on the rise, we may simply be in the calm eye of the storm.

Catch up with our MuddyUm humorists as they boldly look the storm in the eye and laugh. Have yourself a yummy drink and snack as you feast on what they have to say, and laugh!

The story…


PET NEWSLETTER

Our sixth collection of MuddyUm Pet “Tails”

It’s time for another fresh scoop of pet stories littered around in MuddyUm. Sit back with your beverage of choice and catch up with what our animal friends have been up to! Because no matter how innocent a look your cat or dog may give you, they are up to something!

The story links are ‘friend links’ so you can share them with others who may enjoy these stories, paywall free! They don’t even have to be your friends — they can be your enemies, frenemies, family, acquaintances, or co-workers!

The Mysteries of Kitties


NEWSLETTER

It’s a Lockdown Life

Vaccinations are in progress and restrictions are loosening up in some parts of the world. Our MuddyUm humorists have some things to say about all this.

Grab yourself a coffee, rum, or other beverage of choice, then sit back as we unlock the humor of life in and out of lockdown. After all, laughter is the best medicine!

Livin’ La Vida Lockdown

Life in lockdown can be crazy — or drive you crazy!

Pandemic Humor — Laughing to Keep from Crying

by James Knight

Alternatives To Hugging During The Pandemic

by MuddyUm Co-Editor Rachael Ann Sand

Online Meeting Subtitles That Never Got Approved

by Ioana Somi

A Day in the Life of Teaching During Synchronous Learning as a Pirate

by Thomas Camden

One Year Into The Pandemic, There is No Shame in My Zoom Game

by Toni Crowe

Transitioning from Lockdown Life

Take baby steps out of lockdown.

Your Kiss Inside My Fist

by Janie Emaus

An Introvert Hesitantly Speaks Up

by John Werth

I’m Gonna Miss The Pandemic

by…


PET NEWSLETTER

Our fifth collection of MuddyUm Pet “Tails”

The temperature is warming up here in the northern hemisphere and cooling down in the southern hemisphere. It’s great weather for being outdoors, opening the windows, or relaxing on the porch.

Enjoy the crisp, low-humidity breeze while reading our pet and animal stories with your pets on the catio. If you don’t have any pets, turn on Cat TV or Dog TV and enjoy the read!

The story links are ‘friend links’ so you can share them with others who may enjoy these stories, paywall free! …


PET NEWSLETTER VOL. 4

Our fourth collection of MuddyUm Pet “Tails”

Spring is in the air and so is the pollen! It’s a good thing it’s been raining quite a bit to wash off all that pollen.

It’s been raining at MuddyUm, too — raining cats and dogs and critters! Pet and animal stories are sprouting all over the MuddyUm landscape like daffodils and tulips!

We’ve herded together these pet “tails” for your reading pleasure. Sit back and relax, perhaps bask in the weather, and enjoy another Pet Palooza collection with your pet pals.

The story links are ‘friend links’ so you can share them with friends who may enjoy these…

Lucia Siochi

Artist at heart, Technologist by trade. Lover of cats, coffee, and life.

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